About CobraSooz
Who Is CobraSooz?
Erotic content critic. 
Serpent whisperer. 
Double entendre connoisseur.
Hey there! I’m CobraSooz – part human, part snake, all opinion. I’ve made it my mission to not just consume erotic content (ahem), but to review it – with bite, style, and a healthy dose of tongue-in-cheek humor.
Because somewhere between steamy storylines and slithering scenes lies the true art: What sizzles, and what just… flops like a limp python?
I’ve always had a thing for all things erotic – whether it’s soft, hard, or somewhere in that wonderfully slippery middle. But instead of just coiling up and watching in silence, I decided to hiss my thoughts into the world.
For the real curious ones. My real name is Giulio Belvera by the way. You can find me on Instagram for example.
Reviews With Bite
Whether it’s a film, podcast, comic, or that questionable browser game you’re not sure you should admit to trying – I break down erotic content with honesty and flair. I’m not here to kink-shame, but I will call out limp plots and half-hearted foreplay.
Puns Aplenty
This isn’t your grandma’s review blog – unless she’s into serpents and satire. Expect sizzling wordplay, suggestive turns of phrase, and more innuendo than a 90s phone sex commercial. I believe eroticism starts in the brain – but a little forked tongue never hurts.
No Shame, No Filter
If you’re easily scandalized, this might not be the cozy cave for you – or maybe it’s exactly where you need to be. I talk about lust, kinks, boundaries, and the bizarre corners of adult entertainment. All with respect, but also with a wink.
Love For The Weird
Whether it’s a forgotten 80s softcore comedy, a fringe indie fetish flick, or the latest “adult visual novel” with highly questionable physics – I live for the strange, the surreal, and the unapologetically sexy. Sometimes the best stuff is the stuff that makes you go: “Wait, what?!”
Let’s Talk
Got a recommendation? A secret favorite? Want to know my stance on tentacles? (Spoiler: not opposed.) Slide into my inbox – CobraSooz doesn’t bite… unless it’s consensual.